I'm the guy who makes quips in the elevator when no one else can fit and here's my artistic process

Hey. You may recognize me as the guy who makes hilarious jokes in an elevator once it reaches maximum capacity. But there's more to it than meets the eye.

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This is my process.

What I typically do upon waking up in the morning is just congratulate myself in the mirror for being who I am. I'm hilarious, I deserve this, and I am solely responsible for the satisfaction of the American workforce. You can do this too, just make sure your neighbors don’t hear you or they’ll try to come up with a scheme to get you evicted, like when my neighbors told our landlord I was housing 43 long-haired dachshunds in my apartment. Read more...

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