Tide Pod porn that will whet your appetite and cleanse your palette

Have you ever caught yourself starring at a Tide Pod while doing your laundry? Suddenly, your mouth waters, your tummy growls, and utter confusion overcomes your body. 

You want to eat that glorious and delicious-looking ball of cleaner. You want to bear down on the gelatinous coating, and feel the ooze of the sweet laundry detergent release into your mouth, dripping ever so gently off your lips, down onto your chin, before finally laying to rest on your chest. 

SEE ALSO: Calm down, everybody. Very, very, very few teens are trying to eat Tide Pods.

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